Monday, December 8, 2008

Celebrating the end of the semester with a whatchamacallit

I smelled Chuck Norris because I'm cool like that.

You play too:

Pick the month you were born:
January-------I kicked
February------I loved
March--------I karate chopped
April----------I licked
May----------I jumped on
June----------I smelled
July-----------I did the Macarena with
August--------I had lunch with
September----I danced with
October-------I sang to
November-----I yelled at
December-----I ran over

Pick the day (number) you were born on:
1-------a birdbath
2----- --a monster
3-------a phone
4-------a fork
5-------a snowman
6-------a gangster
7-------my mobile phone
8-------my dog
9-------my best friends' boyfriend
10-------my neighbor
11-------my science teacher
12-------a banana
13-------a fireman
14-------a stuffed animal
15-------a goat
16-------a pickle
17-------your mom
18-------a spoon
19------ - a smurf
20-------a baseball bat
21-------a ninja
22-------Chuck Norris
23-------a noodle
24-------a squirrel
25-------a football player
26-------my sister
27-------my brother
28-------an iPod
29-------a surfer
30-------a homeless guy
31-------a llama

Pick the color of shirt you are wearing:
White----because I'm cool like that.
Black-----because that's how I roll.
Pink-----because I'm NOT crazy.
Red------because the voices told me to.
Blue-----because I'm sexy and I do what I want.
Green----because I think I need some serious help.
Purple----because I'm AWESOME!
Gray-----because Big Bird said to and he's my leader.
Yellow---because someone offered me 1,000,000 dollars.
Orange---because my family thinks I'm stupid anyway.
Brown----because I can.
Other-----because I'm a Ninja!
None------because I can't control myself!

I bet whoever made this one up was born on the 22nd too. If I owned a gray shirt a) I'd spell it grey, and b) i'd change in to it. I'm lying - I do have a grey shirt, but it's in the laundry, so I'm not changing in to it. Everything is in the laundry, mostly the laundry on my floor.

Note: An even better way to celebrate the end of the semester would be with a real Whatchamacallit, but I don't have one of those either. Really this time, I mean it.

4 comments:

stewbert said...

I'm in my g's. Does that mean white, other, or none?

I licked a squirrel: because I'm cool like that, because I'm a Ninja!, or because I can't control myself!?

Hm ...

Now I want a whatchamacallit and I can't eat tehm. :P

evitafjord said...

Yes.

Ew.

:-(

Sam is having issues with rash/eczema that seem to be milk-based. Then again, tonight it kind of seemed like green beans brought it on. It's such a puzzle. SUCKS. Want to wean him, but need to remember to pick up some soy so that I can try him on that, otherwise, wean him to what??? argh.

Craig Mason said...

I loved a goat because that's how I roll.

Thanks for my morning giggle!

Scott and Jillian said...

I karate chopped a homeless guy because I'm sexy and I do what I want.

That's awesome, but I wish I had been able to karate chop Chuck Norris, because that would have been even more awesome!

*editor's note: I usually don't karate chop anyone, esp. homeless people, and I don't think I'm sexy and feel that it entitles me to do whatever I want. Just so we're clear on that.